Dear future daughter-in-law,

I'm teaching him right and at a ripe young age. He already cleans up well and can vacuum fair enough. Soon he'll be able to whip up a fancy meal and do all the household laundry, too. I hope you appreciate my efforts. Have pity for your brother-in-laws wife for Tyler is much more stubborn and I fear he harbors a lazy streak. You're going to be very lucky - thank me.

Sincerely,

your future mother-in-law